lindsaylohoean:

if you yell at me because i did something wrong there’s a 764% chance that i won’t care

"I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which."

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

(Source: pamhalperts)

steelplatedhearts:

most accurate portrayal of high school ever

(Source: jdanielatllas)

refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

paging-doctorfaggot:

its a great show from the gifs i’ve seen of it

(Source: pagingme)

spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

ectobling:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

(Source: skinnersbr)

wheeleybarger:

Sometimes you just have to lay down and listen to an entire Broadway soundtrack.

bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

(Source: heteroh)

tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

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(Source: bruhnett)